WARNING

I am a trained professional. I have been watching bad movies since I was a child and have developed an immunity to the natural toxins within each film. Do NOT attempt to watch all the movies I review as studies have shown this to cause cancer in lab rats that were infected with cancer. The jokes might go over your head. If that happens, ask a friend, or better yet, just start laughing so people around you will think you are a cool guy who knows his humor.

Watch carefully.